Brain

http://www.dana.org/news/cerebrum/detail.aspx?id=2984
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Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.

Mukeshbhai's new house hassles

Mukeshbhai's new house hassles

THODA KHATTA THODA MITHA

Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storeyed House

Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes Bye to Nitabhabhi on 16th floor, says 'See You' to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office, but then he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor? 15th, 17th, 19th, 14th, 21st, 16th or 13th ?

He phones all his servants, cooks, maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running about on all the floors, but the key is not traceable. Fed up, after half an hour, Mukeshbhai leaves in a chauffeur driven ordinary Ikon car.

At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai's pant and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. It had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found. This was found out because of Nitabhabhi's habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally.

After 3 days Nitabhabhi complained to Mukeshbhai that where was he roaming till 3 A.M. last night?

Mukeshbhai said the he was at home all night.

Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M. I was so much worried. I could not sleep whole night, said Nitabhabhi.

Oh That helicopter? That helicopter came from Germany, sent by Mercedes people to deliver the duplicate car key.

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Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.

Rajni chaaleesa

Subject: Rajni chaaleesa

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Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.

A beautiful message

Enjoy the anecdote below…. Nicely Explained. 

The Mayonnaise Jar   When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class  and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar And proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students, if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.   He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.  They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.  Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.  The students laughed. 'Now,' said the professor,   as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - family, children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions – Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car. The sand is everything else --The small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the jar first,'  He continued, there is no room for  the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, You will never have room for the things that are important to you. So... Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play With your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. 'Take care of the golf balls first -- The things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.' One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked'. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a cup of Coffee with a friend.' Please share this with other "Golf Balls" I just did......

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Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.

NNT

The accepted idea is that conversation is a means to communicate ideas, practical information and intentions, for a useful purpose, with some gossip and self-serving showoff here and there to enliven it. Yet most conversation is gossip and self-serving showoff , with ideas, practical information and intentions here and there to justify them.

NNT
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Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.

Fwd: dream

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Harsha Doddihal <harshadod@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Dec 11, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Subject: dream
To: harshadod@rediffmail.com, harshadod@yahoo.com



"There are those who work all day. Those who dream all day.
And those who spend an hour dreaming before setting to work to
fulfill those dreams. Go into the third category because
there's virtually no competition."

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Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.

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Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.

Fwd: Shakespeare's Sonnet

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Harsha Doddihal <harshadod@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, May 29, 2010 at 2:32 PM
Subject: Shakespeare's Sonnet
To: harshadod@yahoo.com, harshado@gmail.com


Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
Nor think the bitterness of absence sour
When you have bid your servant once adieu;
Nor dare I question with my jealous thought
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought
Save, where you are how happy you make those.
So true a fool is love that in your will,
Though you do any thing, he thinks no ill.

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Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.

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Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.

What is Man

-- ." What is man? One answer on offer is: An organism whose haunting questions perhaps ought not to be meaningful to the organ that generates them, lacking as it is in any means of "solving" them.

 

Another answer might be: It is still too soon to tell. We might be the creature who brings life on this planet to an end, and we might be the creature who awakens to the privileges that inhere in our nature—selfhood, consciousness, even our biologically anomalous craving for "the truth"—and enjoys and enhances them.

 

Dr.Harsha Doddihal
Consultant Oncologist,
NMR CURIE CENTRE OF ONCOLOGY,
Hubli.